SOAPY D. CLOWN & CREW PRESS

The Bumblin’, Confused, Mixed-up Tramp of a Clown has a press page!

We Train Clowns Training Center

Now is the time for joy & laughter

With America going through a mental illness crisis and culture shock, and if laughter heals like a medicine (Proverbs 17:22), then the timing is right to train people how to cause people to laugh. As professional and in training clowns, we’re serious about it!

We Train Clowns is opening up a clown training school in Aurora, Colorado. And Soapy D. Clown is going to be an instructor there. He couldn’t be more pleased, for he thrives on training out of shape funny bones of all colors, shapes and sizes.

40+ Years Clowning
Not only is Soapy going to be training amazing funny-boned people, but we’re recruiting some of the former Ringling Brothers and other professionals to train both in person and virtually as well.

Are you interested in joining us? We’re interested in having you. Just drop us a line and let’s see if this is a good fit for you to join the ranks of being a clown.


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In classic clowning, there are limited limited types of clowns. Please do some research and determine what type of clown fits your personality. (It’s okay not to know)

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Soapy D. Clown and We Train Clowns are very sensitive about the safety of children. In today’s society, we’re strongly opposed to abuse, causing fear, discrimination, grooming, hate, and other factors important to note while working with children of any age. If it’s in your mind to use clowning to get close to kids though our presence(s) for nefarious purposes, do not submit this form.

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